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Apr 13, 2014 / 29,557 notes

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

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Apr 13, 2014 / 272,150 notes

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

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Apr 12, 2014 / 40 notes

daleyprophet:

you know those weird laws that exist in some places like “you can’t have sex with fish”, like what worries me the most is that they were probably created for a reason if you know what i mean…

Apr 12, 2014 / 166,160 notes

cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

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Apr 11, 2014 / 132,347 notes

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Two wrongs may not make a right but four wongs make a wright.
Apr 10, 2014 / 227,315 notes

Two wrongs may not make a right but four wongs make a wright.

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Apr 10, 2014 / 102,444 notes

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

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Apr 9, 2014 / 94,868 notes

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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You’ll never lose me,” I said, my voice breaking.
“Promise.” His gaze searched mine as he ran his fingertip up my spine.
“I promise.” I closed the minuscule gap between us once more, capturing his lips and trying to show him how much I meant it.
Apr 9, 2014 / 4 notes
Live this love now,” I whispered. “And never stop.
― Aimee Carter, The Goddess Inheritance (via goddess-trilogy)
Apr 9, 2014 / 6 notes
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megablaziken:

I went to the Met today

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Apr 3, 2014 / 6,952 notes

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Mar 31, 2014 / 684,332 notes

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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